is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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