I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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