these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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