Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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