hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
