So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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