STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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