Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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