ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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