If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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