The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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