you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
a search helicopter?!
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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