I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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