I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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