i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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