Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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