Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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