if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
