I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
