Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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