cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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