Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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