i don't plan on having that self control this summer
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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