Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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