I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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