I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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