If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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