I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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