It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
