doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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