I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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