In the future we'll all be gay
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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