If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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