There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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