Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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