i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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