You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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