I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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