I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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