So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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