Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
i need some magic done to my vagina
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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