I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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