I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
