if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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