he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
