Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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