Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
id be glad to
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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