***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
high people should be assigned attendants
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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