i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Farmville is her only friend.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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