remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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